I drank some water

And then I drank more water

My bladder is full.

I just sneezed a sneeze.

Nothing came out from my nose.

It was a good sneeze.

I like grass a lot.

But gross earthworms live in them

I hate worms a lot.

I bought a new sponge.

It is a regular sponge.

It is just a sponge.

A B C D E

F G H I J K L

M N O P Q

I emptied my trash

in my Thunderbird mailbox

That’s 3 gigs of space.

I drank some water

and then I drank more water.

I drank a lot of water.

I have 5 fingers

They resemble sausages

I won’t eat them still.

Spam spam spam spam spam

I am getting lots of spam

spam spam spam spam spam

Roses may be red

Violets could be indigo

This all doesn’t rhyme.

Tomorrow’s Monday.

That will be in four hours.

Friday’s in 5 days

Yesterday, I pooped.

Today, my abs hurt a lot.

What a good workout.

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