Who are these idiots?
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Cai Jiahui
Age: 24
Years on a wheel: 4
Jiahui has a horrible sense of balance on her feet. That’s why she can’t skateboard. Her hand-eye coordination also leaves much to be desired. So she doesn’t ride a bicycle. These days, Jiahui is learning and slowly getting the hang of clapping while walking. Yay multitasking!
Kee Xuyuan
Age: 25
Years on a wheel: 4
Kee is a man of many hats. Before he became a Masticating Bunny, he worked on the side as a Shellshocked Rodent ™ and a Hungry Beaver (r). We’re told his preoccupation with animals is not a fetish (allegedly).
Shaun Sim
Age: 19
Years on a wheel: 6
Shaun has always wanted to ride a crustacean, ever since he’s learnt to unicycle so Ride the Lobster would be the ride of his dreams. An interesting thing of note would be that his name is misspelt; his name is spelt ‘ Shuan ‘ instead of ‘Shaun’. His parents probably had a weird sense of humor.
Michaël Montplaisir
Age: 26
Years on a Wheel: Not yet - he’s normal.
My love for the circus started a couple years back on vacation at a buskers festival in Halifax. I started to learn how to juggle and then broadened to whatever was different and unique. Naturally, this included the unicycle, but I have unfortunately not yet mastered it. I have too many hobbies now, yet it keeps on growing. One thing I really enjoy is photography and it fuels my energy to go out there and find the unbeaten path. (Which would be even more useful if could unicycle it afterward.) When I was asked to support a trio of masticating bunnies (from hell), how could I say no? I look forward to June!