I went to a gym today. The main crowd consists of thirty-something yuppies whose main interest is to check out themselves in the mirrors conveniently located in front of the exercise equipment.  I don’t believe this to be unique to just the gym I went to and that it happens to be located in prime business district makes the situation more obvious.

Take the guy warming up at the stretching corner with us. His main interest, apart from crunches was to arrange his hair, possibly so some hot guy would hit on him.

He might get lucky.

I dropped by a capoeira class in session. It was hugely altered to resemble a fitness routine except that most of the students probably felt it authentic enough to carry on in it. It’s good exercise, no doubt, but much of the routine was done at a speed that’s actually damaging to your hamstring. Still, the students were happy. No pain no gain eh?

The most memorable part of the visit happened actually at the weights area. This stocky guy with a ponytail (the arty sort) was lifting weights and making orgasmic noises. It wasn’t a soft whimpering girly sort of sound either but a bear sex sort of grunt. Over and over and over and over and over. LOUD.

He probably won’t get lucky.

NOTE: I’d like to add that I HAVE tried to find a good YouTube video of gay bear sex but apparently ‘bear sex’ churns out actual videos of fuzzy brown bears having sex on YouTube. And after enduring a couple of bear sex vids (the hairy men variety) to no avail since all of them have the sound replaced by cheesy dance music, I give up. For the record, I’m pretty much put off sex for the rest of my life thanks to the sights. 

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