I blame Mike. You could have shown me cheap toys that are readily accessible. Like stuffed animals for instance. But noooo, you had to tell me you bought glow balls.

Now I want some.

The ones I’m lusting after are these. K8 makes the most AMAZING juggling props. For unicyclists out there who don’t know what the hell I’m talking about, K8s are the juggling equivalent of Koxx-One. For everyone else who doesn’t know what the hell I’m talking about, well tough.

So pretty. I’m starting to acquire quite a lot of equipment I don’t really use. I gave away the last of my juggling ball sets to my boss no less, who’s somehow learnt to juggle in the midst of working overtime. I’ve lots of plates I don’t use for anything other than workshops because they’re simple. I have diabolos from God-Knows-Where that I haven’t touched because I don’t diabolo. My house is turning into a circus tent.

But all I really want are glow toys. Glow balls, glow clubs.

And all this because of stupid Mike.